would you rather...

Hi [FORMATTED_FIRST_NAME GOES HERE]-

In dog world, we're constantly faced with decisions. Like... should I take a walk in the neighborhood where the dogs stay clean or say "F it!" and take them to the woods in peak mud season?

Questions like that are what I've been brainstorming for a new blog post.

I thought up 45 "Would you rather..." style questions for dog people and their dogs!

Some of the questions are imaginary scenarios I made up. But some of the grosser ones are (unfortunately) based on my real-life experiences.

Like this one...

Would you rather catch your dog’s puke in your bare hands or ride in the car with them for 1 hour after they rolled in poop in the woods? 🤮

Yes, both of those things have happened to me. And honestly, if I had to pick between the two I would catch the puke in my hands again! 😂

Too gross for you? Here's another question to ponder...

Would you rather have to carry your dog everywhere you go or not be able to leave the house with your dog?

👉🏽 Reply to this email and let me know which one you'd pick!

I would have to go with never leave the house because there's no way I could carry Burt and Lucy everywhere! I would invite our dog friends to come to us!

Fun, right?! You can see all 45 questions on my new blog post.

Don't miss 10 at the end that are "would you rather" questions for your dog like...

Would you rather drink from the toilet bowl in your house or a public water bowl on the sidewalk?
Would you rather have your bark sound like a cat meow or have all sticks taste bitter?
Would you rather have a photographic memory of where every good pee spot is or have to find a brand new pee spot every day?

See the rest of the questions here. 😜

P.S. These questions make great social media content! Feel free to steal my questions for your own captions and polls, or come up with your own. Make sure to tag me @tmistick so I can get in on the conversation!